Wake at 9am after night of drinking with non-flatmates soon-to-be-wed friends Johnny and Laurel. Self considers what to watch before eating breakfast and applying for minimum wage job at Cyber Candy. Options include Tom Cruise back catalogue, Jeff Goldblum back catalogue, and Spike Jonze directed IKEA advert. Self decides Never Mind the Buzzcocks best option as self fond of Simon Amstell.
Mind liable to drift into other considerations when watching continuous episodes of television programme and self remembers feedback on blog over last two and half months. Readers of blog, including self mother, annoyed at inability to follow blog unless member of blogger. Self has often been annoyed with Blogger service for many weeks, and has considered betrayal in favour of WordPress.
Self unwilling to transfer blog as self wanting continuity, and if self betrays Blogger, self has to start again, providing mere link back to old Blogger blog. Self has better idea. Self decides on systematic transferral of all previous blog posts to new WordPress blog as research into WordPress interface reveals allowance of user editing of date of post, giving unknowing reader impression self always blogged on WordPress!
Self can also redraft sub-par blog posts with attempts at fresh humour. Self can also insert tone self has in blog now into old posts where tone different. Benefits of betrayal abound.
Thus, there will be no more josh in reel life on Blogger but lots more josh in reel life on WordPress.
Self unlikely to watch films for while anyway as Simon Amstell looking at self on YouTube video window.
Self says bye bye to blog readers for while and bye bye to Blogger forever.
Self says hello to new blog at: http://joshinreellife.wordpress.com/
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